i wanna meet the male version of me
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
Zayn: *calls niall* I’ve been waiting for 2 hours for you to pick me up where are you?
Niall: I’m with Chris Brown and Usher
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it